Some Randoms

Well, I got home from work today and my cable box is out of commission on the very evening of the So You Think You Can Dance FINALE.  A long, and unenlightening, phone call to Time Warner garnered no solutions but to have a tech come to our house on Friday.  I will try to mask the seriousness of my devastation because it's embarrassing.  Maybe this is a sign that I am a loser and should not be watching so much cable anyways.  Touché.

So I thought I'd take the opportunity of silence and boredom to update this little thang called my blog.

RANDOM FACT:  I have lost my ability to drink any liquid if I can see backwash floaters in the bottom.  The reason for this is that I regularly take skin samples from patients at my job.  Yes, we put bloody, brown pieces of moles and warts and skin tags into little jars of liquid.  And I always have to peer into the bottle to make sure we got it.  And now if I see anything floating in my water it activates a gag reflex.

RANDOM FACT #2:  Jon is awesome and doing well.  Maybe I'll write an upcoming post on him or something.  Depends on how long my cable is out...

RANDOM FACT #3:  Jon and I have not been sleeping very well lately.  I've gotten a huge goose egg on the side on my neck and regular headaches at 7 pm sharp.  A coworker told me to get a foam mattress topper from Costco and it would change my life.  PEOPLE, IT HAS CHANGED MY LIFE. Fanatical worship is happening at our house these days.  I am NOT kidding.  Get yourself to Costco and spend the BEST $137 you will ever spend on yourself.  TREAT YO SELF.